Today is Thanksgiving, the annual celebration of gluttony and football, where most of the country eats turkey and watches parades followed by grown men fighting over a small oblong ball.
Or where geeks watch Neflix and play games (we are actually defying all tradition and having prime rib instead of turkey (as there are only three of us here this year (we'll save the turkey for Christmas eve))).
So be thankful for all you have, and that I'm not making you suffer with more bad jokes and puns today.
Because it is all fun and games . . .